04/18/07 Microsoft to start making cars in 2009 The industry’s leading computer software manufacturer, Microsoft, is set to unveil it automobile line this January. The software company turned auto maker signed a deal last Spring with German auto company, Saab to design an automobile that runs off a Windows operated computer. “The car will be like any other car on the market.”, Saab VP of Engineering Claus Pokenmaschlitzen told reporters at a press conference last week. “The difference will be that it is totally computer driven.” The car is designed to run off of a Windows based server that keeps track of speed, acceleration and weather conditions through a state-of-the-art GPS system. The “Gates Mach 5″ as it is called, will drive itself based on the information given to the mother server from the onboard Windows machine installed in the dash. As for the logistics of it, newly appointed Microsoft VP of Auto Engineering, Jim Reeves told reporters, “The system is flawless. Imagine not having to pay attention when you drive. You can talk on your cell phone, put on makeup, eat or even read the paper on your morning commute. The Windows OS runs it all.” When asked about system crashes that could lead to potenitally sever accidents Reeves responded, “Hey man, its run by Windows. What are you talking about? It never crashes.” Reporters then asked about potential virus attacks and hacks. “I know there is some concern here but who is really interested in hacking into a system like this? We have had numerous PC viruses come and go without any real harm being done. I think we’ll be fine.” The Mach 5 comes with all the “bells and whistles”. • A Zune music player built in. • Coffee holders that stay hot or cold. • A non-slip-self-cleaning tray for doughnuts. • An in-car Bluetooth headset adapter. • A laptop compartment with USB connectivity. • In dash DVD player fully loaded with Star Wars and Lord of the Rings DVD’s • plus many more features As for the general public’s view, you can test drive one yourself in August of 2009. They are going to be carried on all Saab and BMW lots. In response, Apple is said to be working on a scooter called the Mo-Pod. It isn’t as fancy but runs off of the Unix based Mac OSX system for safety. It also gets 150 MPG, though is expected to cost double the sticker price of the Mach 5.